Rubbin elbows

Super Selebrity Sighting Update:

-The "PC" guy from the Mac v. PC ads.

-That dude that lost the MTV VJ contest to Jesse Camp about a decade back.

More stars than the galaxy above, I tell ya.

Wally

Yikes...

Am I right, ladies!?

Seriously, when did Cathy start getting published on the opinion page?  This looks like it should be on a "funny" hallmark card about turning 40 with a joke inside pertaining to how much women love chocolate.

Can we please stop this charade now?

For weeks I have diligently combed the headlines, waiting and hoping for the proverbial egg on the face that would derail this awful woman's ascendency to the White House.  

If this doesn't do it, I have no faith in the American public.

PS...I heart Charles Gibson

Maybe the Wrong Demographic

Somebody ( I won't say who) stayed up until five in the morning last night watching the Maria Bamford Show on Superdeluxe.com last night.

Hilarious show, but I kinda wonder why they only advertiser that seems to have bought time was the US Navy.

Is the Navy really looking to fill it's ranks with hipster comedy fans?

PS...Maria Bamford is the shit.

Larry David: Help a bald brother out

How to Make an Easy Million on the Indie Circuit

Take a true news story: 

Cuban Punk Rocker Jailed for Lyrics.


Fashion it into a heartwarming tale of redemption:  

Punk Rocker jailed for his rocking, teaches a jail (then a country) to "punk rock".


Make it for Americans: 

In doing so, he and a nation destroy Communism with punk rock.


Add a non-offensive, but miscast young actor: 

Paul Dano.




That's 100 million DVDs sold on a single Tuesday afternoon. 

You can have that one, Fox Searchlight.